WHAT WOULD THEY SAY: TRUE BLOOD GALS GAB ON KARDASHIAN WEDDING

WHAT WOULD THEY SAY: TRUE BLOOD GALS GAB ON KARDASHIAN WEDDING

By Patrice Peck
Written By Afiya Augustine

What’s better than having a juicy conversation on the latest pop culture happenings? Listening to your favorite pop culture characters have a conversation about it! In the WWTS blog series, we re-imagine pop culture through the eyes of your favorite characters in movies, television and more.

This week, Afiya imagines what our favorite leading ladies and resident fabulous gay character from the hit HBO Show “True Blood,” thoughts were on the matter of Kim Kardashian’s recent wedding.

Sookie Stackhouse: I for one think it’s great, even amazing that people are able to find love and feel it so quickly. I just don’t agree with her making her life public like that…I mean I wouldn’t. But, I wish her the best of luck.

Tara Thorton: That shit ain’t gonna last longer than a snowball in hell.

Sookie to Tara: Tara, you shouldn’t say such things.

Lafayette Reynolds: Please Sook, you know Tara’s just jealous. If I found me a rich man who wanted to marry me after a few days and all I did for a living wasmaking a sex tape and selling my plastic body, honey I’d marry that in a heartbeat. Go on hooker!

Jessica Hamby: I think it’s sweet and all that she got married. I mean, I dreamt of getting married to get away from my daddy…but he didn’t even like me talking to boys. I don’t like my daddy…

Tara: He married her to get on that show. I hope it gets cancelled.

Pam De Beaufort: I can say that I without a doubt don’t give a fuck.

Sookie to Pam: Come on Pam. Tell us what you really think…

Pam: I don’t like weddings. But I wouldn’t mind seeing what she tastes like.

Arlene Fowler: I love weddings.

Tara: You should…you’ve been married so many times…

Arlene: Excuse me Tara?

Lafayette to Arlene: Don’t bother with Tara, she’s just jealous … but how many times have you been married Arlene?

Arlene: What does it matter! I’m married now and love my Terry Bellefleur.

Sookie: I wish them the best.

Arlene: Me too.

Tara: Whatever.

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